There Are No Hangovers in Heaven
I just got my PCS orders for Heaven. I called my sponsor and he said:
"Bill Dick, in Heaven, all your dogs are there; and all your cousins' dogs are there; and all the dogs you ever loved are there.
"Right out your front door are the Arizona mountains and every day you hike all day long. You work up a terrific thirst, but that's okay because the Hofbrau Haus is right down the block and all your friends are there. You listen to oompah music and sing.
"You wander home around 3am. You sleep well and in the morning you feel great... because there are no hangovers in heaven."